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Imperium-Risk
Joined: 10 Sep 2009 Posts: 4
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Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 1:46 am Post subject: The Greatest Risk Player To Ever Accend From the Heavens!! |
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My Battle Brothers The Age of IMPERIUM is Upon Us. We Must Gather Our Forces And Head US EAST to The Distant Lands Of Azeroth. A New Power Broods in The East. A Horrible Creature Laying Waste And Death In Its Wake. This Creature Has Slaughtered Our Outpost In The East And Laid Waste To Our Plans Of Eastward Expansion. This Creatures Name Is D3vo. How Long Will This Once Glorius Clan Sit By And Allow The Atrocities That are D3vo members To MOCK YOU. They Question Our Strength And Stir Dissent Among Our People. I Plead Of You Nothing But Full Fledged WAR Can Stop The Advance Of The Beast. There is More News Brothers A New War Frontier Has Opened RISK NEXT GEN. We Must Adapt To This New Terrain And Master It If We Are To Survive. I Swear By The IMPERIUM I Will Raise THis CLAN FROM The Ashes And Restore Our Rightful Reign OF USWEST AND USEAST. THE AGE OF IMPERIUM HAS COME!!!!!!!!!!
Oh My Account name is Imperium-Risk Im On almost Every day if im not too tired from work at 9Pm - 4Am On us west and us east. |
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deadlyfoe 500 posts of spam

Joined: 13 Aug 2007 Posts: 561
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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:15 am Post subject: |
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| Correction: should be DESCEND from the Heavens, not ASCEND. Anyways, good job taking the time to capitalize every word. |
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Imperium-Risk
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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:15 am Post subject: |
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| deadlyfoe wrote: |
| Correction: should be DESCEND from the Heavens, not ASCEND. Anyways, good job taking the time to capitalize every word. |
Lulz I was also thinking about that but i decided that 'ascend' added a more dramatic pazzah that would appeal to peoples to make em read my rant. :p _________________ Imperium returns to his apartment.Thats just been Jacked
Me: OMG Jack Wtf happened here?
*after realizing his wc3 cd is missing jack goes into roid rage*
Jack the talking dog: You know what! F**k off Imperium! All you do around here is sit on my couch smoke pot,and watch House md. Wtf is wrong with you. Get a job! Oh And im a TALKING DOG. Why you ask me for advice is beyond me. God your so retarded.
Me: Dude.. I cant believe i thought u were cooler than that guy Horatio from csi miami. |
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Risk_Clock Frequent Poster

Joined: 27 Apr 2008 Posts: 197
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Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 4:30 am Post subject: |
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Can that sound any nerdier? _________________ The Forum Is Dead |
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Imperium-Risk
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Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:55 am Post subject: |
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Durrrr thats what i was goin 4 _________________ Imperium returns to his apartment.Thats just been Jacked
Me: OMG Jack Wtf happened here?
*after realizing his wc3 cd is missing jack goes into roid rage*
Jack the talking dog: You know what! F**k off Imperium! All you do around here is sit on my couch smoke pot,and watch House md. Wtf is wrong with you. Get a job! Oh And im a TALKING DOG. Why you ask me for advice is beyond me. God your so retarded.
Me: Dude.. I cant believe i thought u were cooler than that guy Horatio from csi miami. |
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OrcishRebel94. Active Member

Joined: 24 Aug 2008 Posts: 86 Location: California
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I'm pretty sure the levels of homosexuality radiating from that post are enough to melt steel. _________________ ~~CLAN R2SK SHAMAN~~
There once was an orc, and he was very rebellious. He slaughtered 94 villagers in his hometown of Lordaeron. One day he realized he sucked at playing with the Orc race in ladder, so he switched to Undead. The Orcish Rebel became very good at Undead, and has a Crypt Fiend icon, but unfortunately is tied to the bonds of the name....OrcishRebel94 |
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